Twert twert

Okay so I got a Twitter, you can all shut the hell up now. ESPECIALLY YOU, MOM. Jay kay mom. You're cool mom. No seriously you spend too much time starring at glowing rectangles with blue cartoon birds on them, mom.

Anyway you can find my chirping right hurrr right hurrr but it will mostly consist of non sequiturs. That first one's for you, Momoko.

And now I can't decide whether "Twitard" is better for Twilight fans or overenthusiastic Twitter users. Hm.