ATTN: Single ladies

Ladies I have fabulous news for you. Local guys here will not only ask to go shopping with you but they will help you find what you're looking for AND THEN offer to hold your purse when it looks like you need both hands to dig through a rack.

This is amazing and I cannot get over it.

Also ATTN: Standup comedians, you now have one less piece of ammo for your bits about relationships. Hah hah.